Total Medals Earned: 312 (From 72 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,365 Points
Medals Earned: 9/12 (70/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/60 (100/1,000 points)
Check out the credits page.
Scan 25 foes.
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Save up 10,000 gold.
Get a player up to level 10.
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Save up 50,000 gold.
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Complete 10 sidequests.
Get a player up to level 30.
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Get a player up to level 20.
Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Complete 20 sidequests.
Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Scan 50 foes.
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Save up 250,000 gold.
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Complete all sidequests.
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Find all treasure chests in town.
Scan all foes.
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
Medals Earned: 6/7 (240/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 10/18 (145/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/70 points)
Complete the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 10/18 (255/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 8/30 (40/190 points)
Rescue Gretel
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)
Get pwned by the game!
Find the first secret area!
Finish the game!